"It didn’t scan, it must be free!! Hohohoho!!"
"This is SO much cheaper at Walmart!"
"All of these credit card machines are different!"
"WHAT?! The tag said the price was less than this!! Well I don’t want it then! That’s ridiculous!!"
"I hate this store, you never have what I need, everyone is always rude, it’s over priced [insert rest of long rant here]"
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god